Sunday, March 31, 2013

Lessons learned from the Snowman of the Forest

Okay, just one more post about this story and then I'll get back to normal blogging fare (whatever that is). Perhaps someday I'll get up the courage to share my own stories on this blog. Until then, here's a big thank you to Leslie for letting me have a little fun with this story. It's honestly not that bad for an 11-year-old. You had a pretty good command of the English language.

That being said, there were a lot of things that I learned from this unfinished tale. Such as:

Skills one should develop when one is half of ten:

  • How to use the telephone
  • How to know when to pack your belongings in case of a fire
  • Fire safety
  • How to make delicious meals out of food storage
  • How to make friends with deer
  • How to make a skirt from leaves (especially one that is warm enough for the winter)
  • How to find leaves to make said skirt in the dead of winter
  • How to skin an animal
  • How to sew a dress from a shoestring and a dead deer
  • How to hold a funeral service for deer
  • How to train a deer to "use his expressions"
  • How to make a deerskin dress white
Skills that do not matter so much:
  • Knowing the alphabet past the letter 'E'
  • Knowing how to walk to town for help
Facts I was not aware of:
  • Police regularly leave little girls alone in the woods after they investigate the death of the girl's parents
  • Babies make things more pleasant for 5-year-old girls who have just been orphaned
  • Puppies bark after they are killed by hunters
  • People like to have Christmas feasts outside in the forest
  • Deer accept little girls as one of their own
  • When you live in the forest by yourself with almost no supplies, you need an excuse to go to town
  • You can judge someone's age by their footprints (okay, I sort of knew that)
I hope someday I can be as talented as Angelica.

Saturday, March 30, 2013

The Snowman of the Forest, part 2

For those of you who were hanging in suspense as to what happened to sweet little Angelica, I give you the remainder of the story. (Since Leslie never finished, you'll still hang in suspense, but at least you'll have a bit more information.)


Spring was coming, and the whole forest was alive with the sound of water running, and breezes through the trees.  Angelica had to change to her summer dresses and put her winter clothing away.  After she tried on the dresses, Angelica knew that no one was going to wear them but the wind and the musk.  She took out her skirt of leaves, and tried it on for size.  It fit wonderfully around her waist, but finding a shirt would be a problem.  Perhaps one of her dresses could serve as a blouse.  
The deer, who had so kindly helped her through the winter, started staying around the thicket less and less.  They ran through the trees, or sat in a patch of sunlight, nibbling greens.
One day, while roaming through the woods, Angelica spotted a dead deer, lying near the forest edge.  Although very sorry for the poor creature, she decided to make use of it.  She took out her father's hunting knife and slowly, disgustedly, she skinned the animal.  After letting it dry for a few weeks, Angelica took the hide and stretched it out.  Her father was a skilled hunter, and had begun to teach her how before the accident.  She took the pieces she had cut before, and tried to sew them together.  Unsuccessful, she tried again with a sharper needle.  She had it sewn, but the thin thread that held it together didn't hold.  Angelica was very frustrated, but she tried a leather shoestring from one of her shoes.  After finding a large sharp needle, she managed to fit together a dress.  This dress was quite large, so she could grow into it later.  It was also quite heavy, but she would manage.  
Angelica had long since lost track of the time, but  she knew it was around July when someone came to the forest.  She was sitting with one of the deer, when she heard a shot ring out.  There were hunters in the forest.  The best she could, she rounded up the deer into their thicket and held her Sylvia close until the hunters had left.  She heard a vague dog bark, then all signs and sounds of hunters was gone.  Angelica tried to find her puppy, but her little dog was gone forever, she knew.
Sometime in late August, there was a strange sort of silence  about the forest.  The deer lay hidden in the thicket, and no birds sang.  Once in a while, Angelica saw a brief movement in the bushes.  Angelica felt like hugging the ground herself, for the heat was unbearable.  Finally, she found a tree shady enough to keep her cool.  It amazed little Angelica that it could get hot enough down on the forest floor. 
The night brought much comfort.  Angelica could feel the relief the forest held.  She felt drowsy, and as soon as she could, went to the thicket and curled up with her deer.

**********

Autumn came, bringing hunters by the dozen.  Angelica did her best to stay hidden.  As soon as winter came on, about a third of the  hunters had left, but a third of the deer were gone, too.   Angelica could not help but grieve her friends' death, even though she knew it was a sport and provided food for the winter.  
When it felt like Christmas time, and she could hear sleigh rides, Angelica wanted to join the parties.  She remembered one time, when her parents had taken her to see the city in all its splendor.  She had gasped with delight, not knowing what to say.  She remembered sampling the sweet candies, and tasting the steaming wassail.  If only she could  find something to wear!  The deerskin dress was not in the least nice enough even to leave the forest in, she knew.  Her hair was impossible to brush out and she had absolutely no shoes suitable for anything but tramping in the forest.
It was a few days later when she heard some footsteps and voices coming her way.  Angelica grew curious and crept noiselessly toward the sound.  It had been a year since she had been to her house since it had burned down, so she was surprised when she saw two girls and two boys, all of them about twelve years old. 
“This is the place that burned down, Maggie,” a brawny boy was saying to a girl.  “This is where the Runyon’s used to live before the parents died in that accident over there.  No one’s seen the girl since the morning after that accident, when the police came and asked her lots of stuff.”
“Oh, Harry, that’s so sad.  Do you think that girl, what did you say her name was? Oh, Angelica, might still be around somewhere?”
Of course not, you ninny,” this was the other girl. “If she had, what would she have done, run off to the forest?  Not likely.”
Angelica was just bursting to come out of hiding and tell that girl what she thought.  Running off to the forest is exactly what anyone with any sense would have done if the house burned down.
The other boy, a short, squat boy with spectacles commented, “Can we have our dinner now?  The hot chocolate is probably freezing by now.”
“Come now, Bill.  If it has gone cold, we’ll just build a fire.  Isn’t that right, Harry, Agatha?”
The foursome set out building a fire and setting out a regular Christmas dinner, with all the turkey, trimmings, and even hot chocolate.  Angelica could hardly bear it; her storage food had been gone ages ago, except for two jars she was using until the end of winter.   She was overjoyed when Maggie decided to leave two cups worth of hot chocolate in the saucepan over the fire.  
“This is just in case someone, perhaps even that dear Angelica, or maybe a deer, needs some food and warmth.”
Angelica could have run up and hugged Maggie, she was so grateful.  She waited until she was sure the children were gone then ran to where the chocolate waited.  The taste of warm food delighted Angelica, so she savored every sip.  Then she warmed by the fire and fell asleep still holding the saucepan.

**********

The next few days Angelica spent dreaming of the hot chocolate and coming to the remains of her house to stroke the now cold saucepan tenderly.  Since she was so little, she had no idea of what was going on in the world, nor did she care.  All she cared about was if her deer friends were all right and if she would ever get any more hot chocolate.  She soon found that she was wondering in vain.  Winter was going to end soon.
Proof of this presently came when Angelica found five little fawns at the thicket that week.  Although the snow was not yet gone, she could find little patches of wildflowers here and there, reaching for the sun.  Angelica breathed in the rich scent of earth coming alive, then went back to the ashes near her old house and stroked the saucepan.
Angelica was a big girl now; six and three-quarters.  She knew she was being silly and told herself so.
“Angelica, dearest,” she said like her mother used to–how long ago had it been?–“you cannot keep sitting here like a frog that missed a fly.”  That simile had come from her father.  “If you’re going to do anything useful, you could clean the saucepan for Maggie.  I’m sure she’d be happy to see how well you’ve taken care of it.”
Besides cleaning the pan, Angelica had many other things to do.  She had to help babysit the new fawns as well as gathering edible greens with the older deer.  The oldest doe of the herd had died a few days before, and Angelica had to help with the burial service; after skinning the poor deer, of course.  She hopped right up and made herself useful.
**********

There.  A deerskin dress had never looked prettier.  At least, it better not have, because Angelica had spent hours making it white as the snow on the ground and soft as her baby blanket.  Her old doll, Sylvia, looked on with approval.
“What do you think, Spot?” Angelica asked her favorite young buck.  “Good enough to venture out in?”
The yearling nuzzled her open hand and nodded without knowing what it was nodding for.  The girl with yellow fur had taught him how and when to use his expressions.
Angelica stood up and prepared to dress.  As she slipped the warm skirt on, she thought about the first time she had made a deerskin dress.  It had been far too big on her and had hung like she was wearing a sack.  Six years worth of practice had made her better; now she knew how to cut the hide into thin strips to use for thread instead of shoestring and fit the gown to her developing figure.
The twelve-year-old silently cursed as she tried to detangle her hair with her old comb she had brought from the house.  Even her endeavors to brush it out every day had not kept it from snarling around bushes and pine needles.  Oh, well.  This was what came of living in the forest.
Wishing she had a mirror, Angelica turned to see her skirt swirl around her wonderfully.  If only she knew the style these days, she could make it.  Mother had been an accomplished seamstress; of course her daughter would be able to follow in her footsteps.
“What I need,” Angelica muttered to herself, “is an excuse to even go to town.  In all these years, I’ve never been past my house; or what’s left of my house.  I suppose I’ll just follow the road, like normal people.  Though heaven knows I’m nothing like normal people.”
Angelica silently crept on her moccasins toward where she knew there was a road.  Her heart was palpitating heavily, and her mind kept trying to talk her out of it.
“No,” she said firmly.  “I have to know.”  What exactly she had to know, Angelica had to find out.  She hurriedly changed her response to, “I have to go.”  She laughed bitterly.
“What was that?” she heard abruptly.  Simultaneously, she heard jingle bells, as if pulling a sleigh.  Was it really Christmas Eve?  Angelica pulled back into the shadows.
“Whatever is wrong, Maggie?” Angelica heard someone say.  “I didn’t hear anything.”
“Didn’t you hear a laugh?” said a familiar voice.  “Someone laughed, I’m sure.”
Angelica caught her breath.  Was it truly the Maggie?  The fabled Maggie of the hot chocolate pan?  This couldn’t be real.  But Angelica knew that it was real, and she was going to make the most of it.  She wasn’t shy like in days of being six.  She was bold and fearless, and would jump in front of the sleigh to grab their attention.  Angelica thought all this as she shrunk back toward the thicket.
“Stupid girl!” she said.  “You aren’t ever going to get out if you go by those tactics.  At least go where they’re going.”
As she ran toward her house, she distinctly heard, “Now tell me you didn’t hear someone saying something.”\
Angelica reached the edge of the woods near her late home and leaned against a tree, struggling to catch her breath before they came.  It would be unsightly for her to appear out of breath when she revealed herself.
“You’re hearing things, Maggie,” she heard Agatha say primly.  “Everyone knows that I have among the best hearing in this whole group and I didn’t hear a thing.”
Angelica could almost see Maggie face flush angrily.  “Of course you have the best hearing, Agatha, but how well do you listen?”
“I declare!” was the only remark as the sleigh pulled into view.
If only Angelica knew how to write!  She could have written a nice message in the snow as she waited, but all she did was stand, forlornly wishing she had gotten further than E in the alphabet.
The Christmas feast was spread out once more, with everything from the turkey to the hot chocolate.  Maggie’s pan had been returned gratefully, clean as a new whistle, next to the town crossroads.  And there it was right by the fire, heating its contents.
“Would you look at that!” Harry exclaimed.  “Human tracks!”
“I told you!  I told you that little girl was still alive!  Do you believe me now?”
Bill examined the footsteps in the snow carefully, then said, “How old would this little girl be now?”
“Oh, around twelve, I’d say,” Harry replied.
“That about fits,” said Bill.  “Unless she has extremely large feet, these are typical twelve-year-old-size feet.”
‘So there!” Maggie said triumphantly.  “What do you say to that, Agatha?”
“Nothing,” was the reply.  “If she really is real, why doesn’t she just show herself now?”
“Why, I ought to!” Angelica muttered.  “In fact, I think I will!”
With that, Angelica rushed closer to where the little group was standing.  No one was paying attention as she scuttled around toward the fire.  When she got to the remains of her house, she began to be a little anxious, because she had always been shy.
“I won’t run away,” she told herself firmly.  Of course, the group around the fire heard.
“Why, look at that!  A snowlady!”
“I told you!  I told you!”
“Her dress could be the height of fashion, you know.  Pity she lives in the forest.”
“Fits the footprints exactly.  I had my suspicions, I tell you.”
All this exclamation was starting to frighten Angelica, so she started to run back to the deer thicket.  She was stopped before she got past the fire.
“Let me go!” she screamed, scared out of her wits by the nearness of Harry and Bill.  “I’ve done no harm!”
The boys fell back, and Maggie said kindly, “Harm, child?  How could you do harm when there’s nothing to do harm to?  We just care about you, and don’t want to see you freezing in that forest.  Why don’t you come home with us?”
“I can’t.  No,” Angelica said as she raced back to the forest, nobody even trying to stop her.
“What a beautiful legend that would make,” Agatha said with a sigh.
“There’s an idea,” Bill said musingly.  “Make her a legend, and the world will know of her yet leave her alone.  Isn’t that what she wants?”
Maggie looked at him.  “Do you think that’s what she wants, to be known?  Make her a legend if you must, but 

but what?? Leslie, you've got to finish this!

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

The Snowman of the Forest

Happy birthday, Leslie! In honor of your birthday, I'm going to remind you of your glory days.

At least, I sure thought they were your glory days while we were in them. Back then, during the late 90s and early 2000s, I would get into WordPerfect and hunt around to see if any intriguing new file names had appeared. If so, I would open them and read them, geeking out about how good the stories were.

Yep -- Leslie wrote stories. Awesome ones. About fairies and princesses and French girls living in mysterious houses in Britain. And there were always orphans. Lots of orphans.

Unfortunately, most of these tales didn't make it onto my laptop. I could only find this one and one called "annelida" which turned out to be part of your taxonomy assignment in AP Bio. I had hoped it was about a princess named Annelida, but no. It was about worms.

So without further ado, I give you the first bit of "The Snowman of the Forest." Better get some tissues ready.

The Snowman of  the Forest

Once upon a time, long ago, there was a very little  girl.  She was very happy, for she had a mother and a father and a big beautiful house.  She also had a kitten, a puppy, and a beautiful doll.  Then, one day, something devastating happened to this little girl.  Her parents were on the way to a party when a squirrel darted across the road; the little girl’s prized horses went hysterical.  They tossed the sleigh off the road and as the little girl watched, her parents were thrown into a pile of rocks.  That was the last she saw of her parents, living.

She lived in the middle of a forest and poor Angelica--for this was her name--had no way to get to town on a night like this, for the wind had begun blowing the snow in all directions, and she couldn't see ten feet out of the big bay window.  She decided to try the telephone, to no avail.  For two hours, every fifteen minutes, she tried the telephone, but the lines were out and it would take a long time before the storm stopped.   She eventually fell asleep on the sofa.

The next morning was bright and clear.  Angelica felt refreshed and started upstairs to wake her parents.  Then she remembered.  She dared not look outside, in case to see some remainder of her beloved mother and father.  She put together a breakfast that only a five-year-old could manage, then tried  the telephone again.  It was working, thankfully, so she dialed 911.  She gave the details, and soon the officers were there at the scene of the accident, and they pressed Angelica for more details.  Then they left, leaving her with no encouragement, no sympathy, no nothing.  She cried.

Angelica lived the day through, making small meals for herself throughout the day, and doing the work of an adult.  She felt very much alone, and only her doll gave her comfort.  Oh, her doll, the porcelain dark-haired little beauty.  It would help her  fight  bears and beasts.  Her little Sylvia could do anything.  Anything, that is, but bring Angelica's parents back.

Angelica was very upset for a few days, but she began to recover.  She made her own meals, not very good ones, but even  the food storage she had provided delicious results.  She was getting along fine.  She still missed her parents terribly, and perhaps if she had an older sibling . . . ah, well, those things were past.  Even a little baby would have been helpful to lighten up her life, like the one her mother was going to have in approximately two weeks, but she would never have  someone else in her family to play with.  Never again.

Angelica managed to live for about a month, but a horrible mistake made her leave almost everything behind.  One night, feeling a bit strange, she packed a suitcase of clothes, shut the door to her large bedroom, with her kitten and puppy, and snuggled into bed holding Sylvia tight.  She awoke later, having been awakened by an odd  smell.  She stumbled out of bed and walked toward the door.  She began to turn the doorknob, but as she put a hand on the door to steady herself, she jumped back.  It was burning hot!  She grabbed her suitcase, set Sylvia inside, and opened her window.  She shivered in the cold night air, and jumped down.  Her pets gladly followed her as her room filled with smoke.  She stood way back, and watched as her lovely lace curtains caught fire.  Angelica had to cry.  She was now alone in the forest, with no one to care for her, and no food.  On a sudden impulse, she ran toward the storage room where the food was kept.  The fire had not reached it yet, so she grabbed what she could and threw it outside.  Angelica repeated this again and again  until there were only a few bottles left.  Angelica saw the first flames licking through the door.  She ran outside and watched as the foundation collapsed, and her house fell in sparks and smoke.  Angelica started crying once again.  She was  an orphan in the wilderness.  And when one is just half of ten, they don't have much chance of living.

Angelica was desperate.  She had to find a warm place fast.  If she didn't, she would not live the night through.  She wandered through the forest, wearing her fur coat, when she felt a sudden warmth.  There was something living near by.  She had come upon a thicket of deer, numbering about twenty.  She laid down on top of one small deer, then fell asleep.

The next morning, Angelica awoke to something wet and warm rubbing against her cheek.  She opened her eyes and saw two soft brown eyes staring quizzically at her.  She sat up.  Deer all around her were waking up and finding an imposter in their family of animals.  Angelica hoped they would not be angry with her, that they would let her be with them until she could get back on her feet.  Fortunately, the deer seemed to like her, and nudged her and nibbled on her hand.  She was glad for some comfort in the world.

Angelica's clothes soon grew too small, so she took a needle from the sewing kit her mother had given her, and a thread, and sewed a few leaves together in the form of a skirt.  It wasn't very warm, but it would do for the moment as she let down the hems and loosened the sleeves of her dresses.  She fingered her long blonde hair, one of the things left to her by her mother.  She felt her chin, the chin that received compliments on how it looked like her father’s.  For the first time in almost three months, Angelica cried.


And the story goes on, she lives and drinks some hot cocoa some nice people left. And then 6 years later they came back and discovered her and then just when it was getting good, it ended mid-sentence. Seriously.

Anyway, so, it has a few issues, but not too bad of writing for an 11-year-old! I was going to say that this was unrealistic because how could a 5-year-old act so grown-up, but then I remembered that Leslie was just as precocious as Angelica.

So, if you ever want to quit your day job, you should go finish this story. Also the one about Irma/Madelin. I liked that one a lot.

Monday, March 25, 2013

The Blessing of Inconvenience

Lately, I've been thinking a lot about the commandments and why we focus on them so much. Some may argue that every second spent talking about family history or tithing or (heaven forbid) food storage is one less second we spend talking about Christ and His Atonement. Thus, they continue, we should rarely talk about commandments. And for that matter, why worry about them at all? Can't we just accept Christ and be a nice person, and that's enough?

As I've thought about why we focus so much on commandments, I've come up with various reasons as to why they're important.
  • "In this there is safety and peace." If you keep the commandments, you are protected in a myriad of ways. Your life will be free of so much filth, addiction, and heartache.
  • They change us to become more Christlike. As we try to keep them, we must be continually repenting and striving to be better, relying on the merits of Christ. This process humbles us and transforms us to become more like Him.
  • "If ye love me, keep my commandments." What's the point of accepting Christ if you don't do what He says? As He said, "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven" (Matthew 7:21).
I feel like that's a pretty convincing list as to why to keep the commandments. But there is a question that I've pondered a bit -- why are there so many to start with? Why does the Church try to invade our lives so much? Isn't it a good thing to not be commanded in all things, as the Lord says in D&C 58:26?

One answer to that has come thanks to my study of covenants in the Old Testament and Book of Mormon. Growing up, I thought the Law of Moses was sort of a punishment for the children of Israel. You can't be good for a month and a half while Moses is up in the mountains? No spare ribs for you!

While there's some truth to that, what I'm beginning to realize is that the Law of Moses was in fact a major blessing for the Israelites. The Old Testament CES Student Manual says in Chapter 15,

"If the dietary code is seen both symbolically and as part of a system of laws that covered all the customary acts of life, it becomes apparent how it served. God was using the diet as a teaching tool. People may forget or neglect prayer, play, work, or worship, but they seldom forget a meal. By voluntarily abstaining from certain foods or by cooking them in a special way, one made a daily, personal commitment to act in one’s faith. At every meal a formal choice was made, generating quiet self-discipline. Strength comes from living such a law, vision from understanding it. Further, the law served to separate the Hebrews from their Canaanite neighbors. Each time they got hungry they were forcibly reminded of personal identity and community bond. Indeed, they belonged to a people set apart."

That is, the Law of Moses was set up so that people kept bumping into it. And the more you bump into a law, the more likely you are to remember the Maker of the law. Even though the Nephites recognized the Law of Moses as a dead law, they still kept it, for as Jacob said, "Behold, [the holy prophets] believed in Christ and worshiped the Father in his name, and also we worship the Father in his name. And for this intent we keep the law of Moses, it pointing our souls to him; and for this cause it is sanctified unto us for righteousness, even as it was accounted unto Abraham in the wilderness to be obedient unto the commands of God in offering up his son Isaac, which is a similitude of God and his Only Begotten Son"  (Jacob 4:5).

What about us? We don't have the Law of Moses, but we sure have a lot of commandments. There are dress and grooming standards. There's the Word of Wisdom. There's Sabbath day observance, which includes 3 hours of church which can sometimes be boring. There's a tenth of your money gone to fund BYU and missionaries and church buildings, and you have to rearrange your budget accordingly. If some of these commandments are inconvenient, guess what? That's one of the best things about them! If a shirt you're wearing just won't cover you quite enough and you have to pick another, that's a blessing. It's an opportunity for you to remember Christ and the covenants you've made with Him. If there's something you would like to buy at the store on a Sunday, you've bumped into Christ and His commandments again, and you should be grateful for the encounter. If it's been really difficult for you to set up your home or visiting teaching this month, you're being blessed with inconvenience and an opportunity to endure in spite of it. If you find yourself a bit at odds with the prophet, you've run into an opportunity to remember Christ and be humble enough to accept His servants as His mouthpiece today.

This is not to say, of course, that you should start making up arbitrary commandments so you can inconvenience yourself. Jacob has words to say about that, too: "Wherefore, because of their blindness, which blindness came by looking beyond the mark, they must needs fall; for God hath taken away his plainness from them, and delivered unto them many things which they cannot understand, because they desired it. And because they desired it God hath done it, that they may stumble" (Jacob 4:14, emphasis added). But while we shouldn't make up new commandments or read too much into existing ones, we can do better at keeping the ones we've got, especially the open-ended ones such as service, scripture study, and prayer. In these cases, inconvenience is the key to growth.

Three final thoughts. If you are someone for whom the commandments are just plain hard and demanding, consider yourself blessed. As President Holland said in The Inconvenient Messiah, "It is not easy to go without—without physical gratifications or spiritual assurances or material possessions—but sometimes we must since there is no guarantee of convenience written into our Christian covenant." Yet the more difficult the assignment -- an assignment to persist in the gospel despite the assurance or temporal blessings that seem to come to others, the greater the reward that will come to you in the end.


If you are someone who really dreads talks on things that aren't the core doctrines of the gospel, try to look for Christ in them. After all, "The scriptures are laid before thee, yea, and all things denote there is a God; yea, even the earth, and all things that are upon the face of it, yea, and its motion, yea, and also all the planets which move in their regular form do witness that there is a Supreme Creator" (Alma 30:44). "All things" includes commandments, even the ones about food storage.


And if you're wondering how you can better keep your baptismal covenant to always remember Him, I recommend paying more attention to the covenant to keep His commandments. You'll bump into Him there.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Mixed bag week

So I've decided that this week has been a real mixed bag. We've had some super awesome things happen, and some less awesome things occur.

The Less Awesome

  • Colds. We ended up being really lucky for more than 2 months in that none of us got sick (except for the week that I had a mild stomach bug, but as long as Joseph doesn't get sick, it's like it doesn't even count). But our good luck came to an end, and Joseph spent much of Monday night screaming about a sore throat which preceded a cold (and even more teething). And since I consider wiping runny noses one of the activities that should only be done within one of the inner circles of Dante's Inferno, I haven't been too pleased about the matter. Nor am I happy that I may be catching it too. On the bright (and unexpected) side, he's been easy to put down for naps, as if he's so sick of being awake with a cold that he'll happily fall asleep. Only for 20 minutes at a time, but still.
  • Do you remember my complaints about being an adult? Starting that same day, a whole new slew of adult things came upon us. The dentist billed us too much. Urgent care in Roosevelt from December finally got around to billing us, and they billed us too much. That slow leak was caused not by a pinhole but by a bent wheel (which is just a wee bit more pricey, sadly). Ah well.
  • The weather. When it feels like 12 degrees outside in late March, you just don't want to go outside. Or live. That plus the sickness has basically kept us cooped up in the house all week -- no walks, no Morning Out, no Institute, no play dates, no yoga, no grocery shopping . . . and yet with all this time in the house, it doesn't really get any cleaner than if I was busy each morning.
  • School. Kevin had 2 tests the week we got back from spring break and is starting another take home test today which runs through Tuesday. Which means he'll probably be working on it for most of the days til Tuesday. This is what you get for having a smart husband, I suppose -- they take hard classes with killer hard tests. Last year it was easier because I was with him in the classes instead of bored. (And last year was probably easier for him, too, because he didn't have a baby who adores him and always wants to play with him.) I'm a little ashamed that I feel like this.
  • Our internet has been sketchy. I know, major trials here.
Well,  I'm sure that brightened your morning immensely! Lest you think my life is actually difficult, here is the awesome-possum stuff that's happened this week.

The Super Awesome
  • A Easter care package from the Moons in Duchesne! It came on Monday before we needed most of the "care," and it brightened my spirits enough to last me the rest of the gloomy week. Nothing like saying one day "We need to get Joseph more socks" and then receiving more in the mail. Plus cute baby clothes and jelly beans and chocolate bunnies and toys.
  • Some of my favorite people are probably going to come to University of Michigan next fall! (I won't name names until they're 100% sure.) To let you know how favorite they are in my mind, on Sunday, I was washing dishes and randomly thought, "Wouldn't it be so awesome if K ended up here? I think I would die of happiness." Keep in mind that I hadn't talked to her since August and had heard just once that University of Michigan might be on their radar, so it was random that I was even considering it. Then the next day, Kevin got an email on LinkedIn from her husband who said it was one of their top choices (as in 90% likely). From the Elms to the 34th ward to Ann Arbor, it appears our paths may cross yet again. That bright glimmer of hope has kept me smiling all week. 
  • An old friend from college was in Michigan for the week, so he stopped by on Tuesday and had pizza with us. Even though it's been about 3 years since Kevin and I talked to him, we were still able to have a good time talking about nerdy engineery stuff and watching Star Wars spoofs like this one (you should be able to skip the ad).
  • We decided to have our date night a little early so that Kevin can focus on his test this weekend, so we watched the first act of Fiddler on the Roof last night. Man, I love that movie.
  • Joseph has gained a strong testimony of the only true and living breakfast cereal on the earth today, even Cheerios. It's so fun to watch him eat them. He also tried curry this week and liked it. He's been a bit picky otherwise, but I'm chalking that up to cold and teething. (Actually, scratch that. He's been picky if we tried to feed him stuff. Any infinitesimally small crumb on the floor seems to taste delicious, to my dismay.)
  • Airplane tickets! I guess it's sort of official now -- we're going to Europe! We'll be staying with Kevin's friends in England for most of it and then see Paris for a few days. Although I still would love to see Switzerland and Liechtenstein and Germany and Austria and the Netherlands and Sweden and Denmark and Italy and the Czech Republic and most everything else, this is what seemed most affordable and reasonable with a baby. Best part is, tickets really were affordable! Thank you Toronto for having great deals and for only being a few hours away.
Looking back, I guess this week hasn't been too bad. A bit rough and a bit lonely at times, but life is still good. And Joseph is still great. Even when he's slobbery.


(and for the record, I usually do try and keep the edge of the crib raised. And sometimes I even put pants on him.)

Saturday, March 16, 2013

March madness

Our digital piano has 50 built-in pieces, and one of them is Beethoven's Turkish March. I think Joseph likes it.


While we were in the Turkish March mood, I decided to see what he'd do with Mozart's. I didn't know he was tall enough to do this.



Makes me tempted to start playing Sousa marches, too.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Stake Conference

Lately, I really haven't loved being an adult. I don't really love going shopping (especially for new pants, which I keep on needing), calling places to ask about prices, going to said places to get alignment fixed and tires repaired, booking hotels, filling out paperwork for passports, going to the doctor or dentist (even for checkups), and basically anything that involves driving beyond the church or calling someone outside of my speed dial. Even now, I sit here desperately trying to ignore the fact that the brand new tire from 2 weeks ago has a slow leak that I should go get fixed (even though I know that they might even patch it for free and it ought to be quick). Considering I'll be an adult for the rest of my life, I ought to snap out of it soon. After all, people on the other end of the phone are paid to be friendly, otherwise I'll write a scathing review on Google. (I've never done that. But I might someday.)

And it's not like I've never dealt with tough situations before without my mom there. I mean, she didn't come to college with me. And she didn't make her voice sound like mine and do the calling for me when I had to remind people to come to Mutual or (gasp) invite boys over for a party. (I wrote a script the first time I invited people over.) So I've done grownup stuff before.

In fact, I remember the first time I felt like I had to act like a grownup. Once upon a time in May 2001 my family was preparing for my dad's sabbatical in New Jersey. This involved finding a place to live, so my parents flew over there one morning, leaving us older kids in charge of getting everyone ready for Stake Conference. It didn't seem to take too much work to have everyone dressed and ready, probably because Leslie took care of it all. As a bonus, she even made us lunch before we left -- scrambled eggs, which she made with profound finesse.

While we were eating lunch, there was a knock on the door -- the Winings had come to take us to the tabernacle. As we sat in the van, I think we kind of wanted to show off how cute nearly-3-year-old Spencer was to the Winings, especially to the redheaded teenage boys. We were surprised when he just sat there in silence.

"He usually sings all the time!" we exclaimed.

"He can be quiet if he wants to be," responded Brother Winings cheerfully.

He dropped us off right by the tabernacle rather than making us walk from wherever they found parking. Since we arrived so early, we scored seats on the main level rather than in the stuffy balcony. We sat there reverently for about 10 seconds before Spencer decided to end his vow of silence. He opened his mouth . . .


and unswallowed scrambled eggs came spilling out, all over the bench and the floor. Leslie and I looked at each other in horror. There was no mom or dad there to take care of things. Leslie went off and grabbed paper towels from the bathroom, and I think I just stayed there and tried to keep Spencer from getting too upset. I don't know. I don't remember. I was probably in shock.

Well, that mess got cleaned up, and I survived. And I'll continue to survive grownup situations -- the taxes will get done (thanks to Kevin), the tire will get patched (but maybe not today, cuz it's snowing, and it's not leaking that fast), and I'll find it in me to make every phone call to every insurance agent and receptionist that fate throws at me. Even if I only enjoy those experiences as much as Spencer enjoyed those scrambled eggs.


Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The robber in the shed

You guys. It's not for lack of trying that I haven't updated the blog for a while. I keep having ideas and then not publishing them. But today I am determined to finally press "Publish," no matter how silly the blog post. Brace yourselves.

Once upon a time, I finished my freshman year of college. My friends and I all missed seeing each other all the time, so I spent a lot of time on the phone, generally later in the evening when minutes were free for at least my Eastern Time Zone friends. During our long conversations, I would wander around the backyard talking. One time I idly walked back to our shed and spent the rest of the conversation talking upstairs in the playhouse portion. When the phone call ended, I walked out and shut the door, about to head down the stairs. My sister Kiana was down near the main level, and when she heard me shut the door, she let out a scream and started to run toward the house.

When I called out to her, she stopped running and said, "Oh. I thought you were a robber."

Yup.