Sunday, September 18, 2011

Timp, Part 1

Part 1: To the Peak

"You're hiking Timp today! It's time to get up! You are so excited!" I groaned and turned off the alarm on my cell phone that I had made the night before. What was I getting myself into?

One hour and one carsick ride through Provo Canyon later (note to self: do not eat chocolate chip cookies, greasy popcorn, and snickerdoodle cake the night before driving to Aspen Grove), Kevin, my sister Kaylie, my brother Spencer, my mom, my dad, and I were in the parking lot, eager to hike Mount Timpanogos. Well, eager enough. I was a little upset that we hadn't brought sunscreen (in fact, I had remembered sunscreen but not bothered to grab it because I figured there would be some in my parents' car), but we figured we would just tough it out. So off we went.

The first part of the hike went smoothly. The trails were much better marked than they were 2 years ago when we ended up in a parking lot rather than on Timp, but that's probably because the main trail was washed out by flooding this year so they had to redirect people. As we walked we  enjoyed the sunrise (minus the fears of sunburn).

The switchbacks at the beginning weren't too eventful.  Kevin and I talked about engineering curriculum stuff with my dad while Kaylie belted out songs nonstop as I listened in awe (she goes running more than I do so she has better lung capacity). Sometimes I'd get a little embarrassed when she was singing around other people, but more often than not they would join in, which was fun. The whole first part was steep and green and calm and beautiful, and I absolutely loved the waterfalls. And Spencer's poses at the waterfalls.





As we made it past the switchbacks and into the meadows, the day became overcast and cool, even raining a bit. So much for needing sunscreen and two liters of water each, haha. As we walked through the meadows bursting with wildflowers, my mom would point out specific flowers and tell us their names. I was impressed.


After 2 1/2 or so hours of hiking, we made it to Emerald Lake. There, we ate and relaxed and watched my dad try to hand off food to random strangers ("The more you eat, the less I carry," he quipped). My mom wasn't feeling well so she decided to turn around while the rest of us went on. She was smart.

As we continued on through the snow and loose rocks, a young woman named Clarissa ended up walking with us for a little while. I listened to Kaylie get to know her better while I trudged onward, unwilling to expend precious energy for talking. Once we reached the loose rocks, she picked up her pace and said good-bye.

And then came the climb. I hadn't remembered how steep it was just to get up to the saddle. Once we reached the saddle, we took a quick breather,



and then continued to the peak. I had actually been terrified about this part for weeks. I had heard a few horror stories of people falling off the narrow paths, and in my morbid imagination I envisioned one of my siblings falling off the edge. But by the time I was there, the path was wider than I had remembered, and I didn't really mind the hike at all. Except that it was long, and steep, and long, and steep, and sometimes people accidentally kicked rocks down toward you.

And after what felt like hours (at least 45 minutes, I think), we made it to the peak! I collapsed onto some rocks and let my legs return from jelly to flesh. As we sat at the peak we ate sandwiches (complete with mayonnaise, courtesy of my dad) and looked over Utah Valley. And tried not to freeze.

And then Clarissa came back! She asked if we would take our picture at the top, and then she took ours.

Spencer is wearing mittens made from plastic bags that I had brought along. Note that I am the only one who remembered a jacket. I felt smart.

Just as Clarissa was going to head back down the way she came, Kaylie told her she should come the glacier way with us. (You can either go back the way you came along those narrow switchbacks of death, or you can go forward on a few more switchbacks and then slide down the glacier to Emerald Lake. My family has traditionally gone for the glacier since there's less risk of falling off the mountain that way.) Clarissa stopped and said, "I kind of wanted to try the glacier, but I didn't want to go by myself. Could I go with you guys?" We all said absolutely, and so she waited a few minutes for us to pack up. And then off we went!

to be continued . . .

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Duchesne in August

There's something about going to Duchesne in August that just feels right. Perhaps I have positive memories because the first time I went there was just hours after Kevin and I first told each other we loved each other. Perhaps it's that we're there when the roses are still in bloom, when the hay is being cut. And since the past few years have been so wet, it's still beautiful and green, even in August.

In a lot of ways, Duchesne is predictable and nice. We will always go four-wheeling at least once. We (or at least Kevin) will help out on the farm at least once. We will watch a few too many movies. It's just a nice, laidback lifestyle for a few days (at least for us as guests . . . his parents always stay busy).

This year had a special treat -- the D'Nerdz reunion. Kevin's senior year, he and a few other friends created a band as part of his friend Derek's campaign. The summer after Kevin graduated, they performed at some dances and other events. But after the members of the band started leaving on missions, it never came together again.

Until now.

There I was again, back in high school, listening to "Kryptonite" and "The Middle" and "Swing Swing." And they actually sounded pretty good! It made me so happy.



Southern Utah, Day 3

The third day, we went to Goblin Valley and Wild Horse. Here's yet another tip for you all: Don't believe Google maps' times. It simply does not take an hour to go 5 miles on a paved road with no construction. Oh well. We got to Duchesne several hours earlier than we had anticipated.


At Goblin Valley, we played hide and seek and acted out scenes from Galaxy Quest. What I like about Goblin Valley is that it's got hoodoos same as Bryce Canyon but you can actually climb on them.

Kevin hid first . . .

Well, from exactly one direction, my hiding spot was good . . .

My imitation of Sigourney Weaver:
 Blasting imaginary aliens:


After we had our fill of fun in Goblin Valley, we went to Little Wild Horse, which is another slot canyon. I think Peekaboo was supposed to be more like it minus all the sand.

Near the beginning:

 Definitely wouldn't want to be stuck here in a flash flood . . .

After going about a half mile in, we hit a wall of rocks and debris (complete with a plastic bag from Walmart I was scared to touch). We'd had enough clambering on the first day of our adventures to last us a lifetime, so we just turned around. And thus ended our Southern Utah trip. The end. :)

Southern Utah, Day 2

Luckily, the rest of the trip wasn't quite as eventful as the first day. In fact, except for the scenic route at Capitol Reef being closed (again, check ahead of time!), we were able to stick to our plans pretty well.

We woke up on Tuesday and headed off to Lower Calf Creek Falls. We were glad we went as early as we did because the hike sure got hot fast! When we got to the waterfall, things cooled down quite a bit.


We had planned to go swimming, but the water was COLD! At least we had some fun in the sand:

After that hike, we took the amazingly beautiful drive on Highway 12 over to Capitol Reef. Wow. It's the best of both worlds -- trees and forests on one side, red rocks and canyons on the other. This should give you an idea of what it looks like (although this picture hardly does it justice):

Once we got to Capitol Reef, we decided to hike up Cohab Canyon a bit. Here's another tip for you: Don't believe weather.com. It said the high in Capitol Reef was going to be 81. When we were the car said it was more like 91, and I'm inclined to believe that instead.

But still, it was a pretty cool hike.



That night, we stayed in Hanksville in a room with two beds. When we were in bed, I asked, "What's the name of that one singer who sounds like Evanescence?" Kevin said, "Oh, I know who you're talking about. The one who sang 'Only Time.'"
"Yeah," I responded.
"We have to find out who we're talking about. It will kill us if we don't know," Kevin said. So I headed over to the bed where we had our laptop. But on my way out of bed, my feet somehow missed the ground and I instead went flying and landed on our laundry in between the two beds.
"It's Enya," Kevin said as I struggled to get up. Oh, the irony.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Lessons and Tips from Southern Utah, Day 1

On Monday, Kevin and I headed on a vacation to southern Utah for a few days to see the red rocks and slot canyons. Although I felt like I had done lots of planning and list-making, by the time we walked into our hotel Monday evening, I felt like I had failed at everything. Looking back, it's good that we were as prepared as we were, because this first day turned out to be a bit more adventurous than we were anticipating.

So, for all of you planning a trip to southern Utah anytime soon, here are some pointers.

1. If you spend two hours working on making new mixes to listen to in the car the night before your vacation, your packing will be seriously delayed.

2. When in doubt, call actual people. There were some hikes we considered going on but decided against because we thought they were closed. When we found out they were open, we didn't made room for them in the schedule, so we missed out. (I'm looking at you, Navajo Loop.)

3. Pay attention to road signs. You feel a lot smarter if you follow a sign that says "Highway 89" than if you run into a sign that says, "This is not Highway 89" (yes, it actually said that). Luckily, that detour only took 10 minutes.

4. If you stop at Escalante Outfitters, don't assume that just because you and your husband almost finished an 18'' thin-crusted Slab pizza one time that you can also finish a 16'' pizza composed mostly of meat and a much thicker crust. They really aren't comparable.

5. If your sweet mother goes to all the trouble to provide links to maps for you, and you happen to have your laptop with you, keep the links to the maps open. And not just Google Maps (it's kind of clueless, but I'll discuss that more on that in another post). Otherwise, you will fret as you look at Google Maps in the middle of nowhere, Panguitch County (or Kane County) wondering if Harris Wash is where you're supposed to turn off. (Luckily I had saved one of the pages my mom linked which said to turn off Dry Fork, so we didn't actually get lost until we were hiking down the wash, and we managed to correct that quickly.)

6. If you're going hiking at any point in the day, wear a T-shirt, not a new cute shirt and nice shorts. Yes, you may get tired of wearing T-shirts every time you go hiking (and in 90% of pictures taken of you), but at least you don't mind them getting dirty.
 What may look cute on a gentle stroll in Bryce Canyon



may look kind of ridiculous in a mud pit in Peekaboo slot canyon:



Luckily, all of the dirt washed out. Took an hour in the shower and perhaps a time or two in the washing machine, but my clothes are clean again.

However, all of this could have been avoided had I followed this next piece of advice:

7. When you are headed up Peekaboo and a little boy shouts out, "Hey, that's really muddy," don't disregard his message because he's little. And don't take it as a challenge, either.

8. When you are encountering a mud pit with a tiny ledge on one side, sometimes intelligence is more important than willpower. I said, "I can do this" seconds before I fell in the 2-foot-deep mud pit. Instead, I should have said, "right beneath this ledge is dried mud that I can walk on and I can hold onto the ledge rather than walk on it." Alas.

9. If you have spent the last 5 years of your life feeling somewhat cheated that you didn't get to go to the Peekaboo slot canyon but instead went to some obscure (albeit awesome) slot canyon somewhere in the vicinity of Peekaboo, stop feeling cheated. When there are mud pits in Peekaboo, boring slot canyons look awfully appealing.

10. If  a slot canyon dubbed "Spooky" seems a lot tamer and a lot less, um, spooky than Peekaboo, then it's probably not a good time of year to go explore Peekaboo. (Not that we finished Spooky either because Peekaboo had worn us out, but we did get a lot further in.)

Okay, so really the only major mishap the first day was in Peekaboo. Other than that, the day was pretty good and full of spectacular views:






Have I ever mentioned that I really love Bryce Canyon? :)

Friday, July 15, 2011

The Morning After Harry Potter 7.2

Warning: If you want to see the movie, don't read this.

So, I kind of feel like the only person in my news feed on Facebook who doesn't have some synonym of the word "awesome" followed by several hundred exclamation points to describe the Harry Potter movie. And I feel like a cynical, horrible person for this.

Don't get me wrong, I liked the movie. The first 100 minutes of it, at least. But then . . . I don't know. Was I expecting the illustrated version of Harry Potter and that's why I'm disappointed? Well, maybe. It's just such an epic ending. Full of Christian themes and triumphant battles even after they thought Harry was dead and gripping conversations between Voldemort and Harry.

Whereas this, well . . .

HARRY: I'm at King's Cross. But it's clean.

DUMBLEDORE: Oh, that's nice. Well, I've got to go now.

HARRY: Wait! So Snape's patronus was a doe? So was my mother's! Isn't that a bit . . . odd to you?

DUMBLEDORE: That's a really lame question. Didn't you want to know, for example, why you're not dead? Or learn why Aberforth had a grudge against me? Or why I don't have the ponytail in my beard right now? Um, yes. Snape has a doe for a patronus. No, that's not weird. I'm outta here!

Later

VOLDEMORT: (laughing) Harry Potter is dead!!!

NEVILLE: No he's not! He's alive in here! (points to his torso).

VOLDEMORT: In your stomach?


NEVILLE: No! In my heart! In all of our hearts! So what if he died? We can still fight you. He wasn't that good, anyway.

(murmurs of approval from the crowd)

HARRY (Pretending to be dead in Hagrid's arms): (thinking) Okay, this is getting out of hand. Hagrid's not even crying! The only one who cried was Ginny. That's it. I'm rolling out of Hagrid's arms this minute and putting these people in motion.


NEVILLE: Hey, a sword!

HARRY (to Voldemort): Tag, you're it!

A great chase scene ensues between the two. During the chase scene Voldemort hangs Harry, but he lives and manages to escape.

HARRY: Let's finish this how we started it. Together.

VOLDEMORT: What does that even meeaaaan (starts falling with Harry)


HARRY: Well, he's no Firebolt, but he'll do.

They land on the ground and pick up their wands in what should be an epic duel, or at least a gripping conversation. Instead,

VOLDEMORT: Avada ke--

HARRY: Care bear stare!

Together, they build us a rainbow of red and green.

HARRY: (thinking)  Since when have I been able to duel with Voldemort? He must be overrated.


VOLDEMORT: (thinking) I knew I shouldn't have gotten the Elder Wand from that Blue Light Special! Why did I leave my other wand at home?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . .

HERMIONE: I don't like snakes! And I'm not very good at blasting them to pieces! Why didn't Neville kill this snake 10 minutes ago? Why didn't Harry tell Neville to kill this snake instead of breaking our hearts when he left to go into the forbidden forest?

RON: Because we had to make this cooler than any Indiana Jones movie! Blimey, I hate snakes too. Oh no, it's cornered us!

NEVILLE: Don't worry, I'll have my moment. I've got to make the ladies cheer! (slices the head of the snake off right when it's about to eat Hermione and Ron.)


Harry comes back in.

HARRY: So, no big deal, but I just killed Voldemort. At first I wasn't sure, but then my care bear stare overpowered his avada kedavra, so I guess that means it hit him. It took him a few minutes to disintegrate, but I'm pretty sure he's gone now.

EVERYONE ELSE: Oh, that's nice. But we want hot cocoa for breakfast so don't bother us.

Later

HARRY: Surprise! I'm the master of the Elder Wand! It's me.

RON: So what are you going to do?

HARRY: I'm going to snap this millennium-old twig in two and toss it into the lake.

HERMIONE: Wait! You won't have any wands after this besides Malfoy's, which you really should return! Can't you at least use this wand to fix your other wand?

Harry snaps the wand in two and throws it as if he didn't hear Hermione

RON: dumbstruck


And then there was the epilogue. My biggest complaint with that was that Harry's parents looked older when they were killed at the age of 21 than Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, and Malfoy did at the age of 36-37. But now I'm just nitpicking.

Anyway, the rest of the movie was great! I guess I just had such high hopes for the ending when I should have realized that since it was a Harry Potter movie, it had to mess important things up. Now that I know this, I should be more okay with it the next time I see it.

I'm going to go have some hot cocoa for breakfast now.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Disney Channel Movies

Kevin commented the other day that we probably spend more time together than most couples we know. And it's probably true. We now sit by each other at work, so unless one of us has something going on that the other doesn't (think visiting teaching or home teaching), the only time we're really apart is when Kevin leaves for work 20 or so minutes before me (because I'm lazy in the mornings) or for bathroom breaks.

You might think after all the hours together we might get on each others' nerves, but so far that really hasn't happened yet. For one thing, Kevin's perfect, so he will never get on my nerves and he's too patient to ever let me get on his nerves. For another thing, there's not a whole lot from day to day we find to disagree on. Kevin is just as likely to suggest Sense and Sensibility to watch as I am, and I am just as likely to suggest, say, Spiderman as he is.  We both like any food Mexican or Indian or Chinese. We have similar long term goals and dreams. It's no wonder that people refer to us as "Kyrvin."

By this point, you probably want to remind me that differences are important to a relationship. We're unbalanced because one of us doesn't hate science and cleave to the humanities. We're not learning and growing because neither of us brought different things to the marriage relationship.

Those statements may have some truth to them, but honestly I'm not worried. You see, Kevin and I might be too much the same, but I've already anticipated what our kids are going to be like.

They're going to be the kind Disney Channel makes movies about.

I can see it now. A fun-loving, easygoing, adventurous kid born to uptight, academically-oriented parents (can you see it already?). And this fun-loving kid will want to become the world's best, um, hoverboarder (because  it will be after 2015, and Back to the Future II told us there would be hoverboards in 2015). And of course the uptight, fun-hating parents will not approve, because they don't like the lifestyle and want the kid to go to some magnet school so he can be a "benefit to society." Luckily for the kid, he may not have inherited the parents' love of science and technology, but he did inherit their capability to succeed. So of course he wins all the hoverboarding competitions and becomes the best (junior) hoverboarder in the world. Then he sets his parents aside and has a talk with them about dreams and how he can benefit society by hoverboarding, and the parents ultimately realize that not everyone has to be an engineer, so they totally support him from then on.

I can totally see it. Kevin says the last sentence is the most unlikely part of the story, at least for him. I'm guessing it'll be called Hoverin' Moon or something catchy like that.

I guess my point is, I'm not too worried that we're too much alike.