A fairly typical gchat conversation

Sometimes people want to know what stay-at-home moms do all day. We do a lot of things, but we also do a lot of gchat. At least, I do. With my sisters mainly. I felt like today's conversation gives a good insight into life, particularly the weird things I do to try and make lunch less boring.

Kyra Moon

my son

Leslie Moon

?

Kyra Moon

so I mixed cocoa powder and peanut butter together and am dipping strawberries in it

and he's eating those too

but then

he got the jam out

and now he is dipping cheese in strawberry jam

Leslie Moon

oh I ove that so much

I want cheese in strawberry jam now

Kyra Moon

?

Leslie Moon

love

oh it's so good

Kyra Moon

???

is that a thing?

Leslie Moon

orange cheese and strawberry jam

I doubt it

but i like it

ugh I guess I'm weird

but it's a really good savory-sweet combo

it's like ratatouille

Kyra Moon

anyway

I was going to say

you can tell he's related to me

since he likes weird combos of foods same as me

but I think he's more related to you actually

Leslie Moon

except you apparently don't like cheese and jam

Kyra Moon

I just tried it

it was fine

Leslie Moon

I doubt he's _more_ related t ome

Kyra Moon

I have other stronger tastes in my mouth

you don't think so?

he is your fourth cousin

Leslie Moon

he is your direct descendant

Kyra Moon

and my fourth cousin

Leslie Moon

this sounds like a great blog post

Kyra Moon

he is drinking the jam now

Leslie Moon

okay that' a bit much

Kyra Moon

it's bscially empty

nothing's coming out

Leslie Moon

haha I thought for a second we were going to make a missing-letter message

we got as far as 'sa'

Kyra Moon

oh ell

Leslie Moon

'sah'

just kidding

Kyra Moon

when I say oh ell

it sounds like oh well

I just washed it out

and put milk in

for him to drink

it worked for a minute

Leslie Moon

every little sip counts I guess

Kyra Moon

now he's sticking the knife back in

Leslie Moon

as long as he licks the knife

milky

Kyra Moon

then when I was looking away

he took the remainder of the strawberries

and the saltines

Leslie Moon

oh no

Kyra Moon

and put them in the jar

and put the lid on

and shook it all together

Leslie Moon

delic

Kyra Moon

srsly

pb in eyebrows

Leslie Moon

classy