Coraline

Guys, do you remember that creepy Coraline book by Neil Gaiman? The one where she ends up in this alternate reality with a creepy creepy lady who wants to be her mother and sew buttons on everyone's eyes and her parents get kidnapped by Mrs. Creepy and somehow she escapes and the hand follows her around until it falls into a well and her dad makes pizza with ham and pineapple which she thinks is the weirdest thing ever, never mind the buttons and hands and nightmares? Remember that creepy creepy book that I never need to read again?

"Look Mommy! I have scary eyes because I don't have eyelashes."

Who decided to read that to my son when I wasn't looking?